I used to have a job making origami but the company folded
I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.
I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.
I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
How do morticians make money? They urn it.
I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.