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Cakes
30 September 2022
I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
Scuba Diver
12 August 2022
I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
Snipers
25 June 2022
I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
Helium Factory
10 November 2021
I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
Bomb Squad
7 November 2021
I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
Trash Collector
18 March 2021
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
Shoes
23 February 2021
I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.
Pets
27 January 2021
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
Financial Advisor
15 June 2020
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
Lock Picking
24 March 2020
I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.
