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Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!