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An eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.
Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.
I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!