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Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!
What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.
A bike keeps running me over every day. It's a vicious cycle.
That person is booking it for the library!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!