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My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.
I tried to understand why the guy was so large, but he was ambiguous
I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!