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My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.
Why didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!