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I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.
I tried to understand why the guy was so large, but he was ambiguous
The wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!