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I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.
The wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!