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What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.
Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!