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Fridge Door

David

You should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.

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King

David

The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.

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Cursive

David

I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.

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Origami

David

I used to have a job making origami but the company folded

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Dad Jokes

David

I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.

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Cakes

David

I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.

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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Doctor

David

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

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Scuba Diver

David

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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Fridge Door

David

You should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.

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King

David

The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.

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Cursive

David

I started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.

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Origami

David

I used to have a job making origami but the company folded

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Dad Jokes

David

I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.

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Tags:

Cakes

David

I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.

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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Doctor

David

I used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.

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Tags:

Scuba Diver

David

I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Dog Names

David

I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.

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