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Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.
A clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.
Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!
Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.
I looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!