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My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.
Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!