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How do dogs travel? By waggin'.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
The cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!