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What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?
Figuring out a seatbelt on an airplane is difficult at first until it clicks.
Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.
How do dogs travel? By waggin'.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!