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I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
I have the oldest living pet in the world. His name is Peeve.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!