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The cost to lift a house with balloons will go Up with inflation.
My first time in an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time, it really let me down.
If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.
I can't believe the prices of natural gases. Helium keeps going up!
Taking the elevator really has its ups and downs.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!