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My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.
Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.
What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.
Shovels were a ground breaking invention!