Wires

7 July 2021

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

Beef

17 September 2020

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

Pizza

1 June 2020

When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.

Geology

30 May 2020

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

Dirt

28 May 2020

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

Pilot

23 October 2019

I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.

Ground breaking

10 October 2016

Shovels were a ground breaking invention!