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When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!