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Cemeteries

David

Cemeteries are really popular right now. People are dying to get into them.

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Ground breaking

David

Shovels were a ground breaking invention!

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Remarkable

David

Whiteboards are remarkable!

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Assalted

David

When you add too much salt to your food, your taste buds become assalted.

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Good Jokes

David

When your jokes are too good, and people sentence you to 2 years in a punitentiary.

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Train Killer

David

Did you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.

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Pavlov

David

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Time Consuming

David

I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.

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Invention of the Wheel

David

Did you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.

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Gold Thief

David

What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.

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Cemeteries

David

Cemeteries are really popular right now. People are dying to get into them.

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Ground breaking

David

Shovels were a ground breaking invention!

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Remarkable

David

Whiteboards are remarkable!

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Assalted

David

When you add too much salt to your food, your taste buds become assalted.

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Good Jokes

David

When your jokes are too good, and people sentence you to 2 years in a punitentiary.

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Train Killer

David

Did you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.

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Pavlov

David

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Time Consuming

David

I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.

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Invention of the Wheel

David

Did you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.

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Gold Thief

David

What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.

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