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Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.
I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
I imagine using the sun for solar energy is a bright idea. I can't see it happening though.
How do you throw a surprise party for the solar system? You planet!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!