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Smelly Feet

David 25 Oct 2016

How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?

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Dull Pencil

David 25 Oct 2016

Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.

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Broom

David 25 Oct 2016

The invention of the broom really swept the world.

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Cheetahs

David 25 Oct 2016

Do you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs.

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iPod

David 25 Oct 2016

I named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.

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Wet

David 23 Oct 2016

When things get turned on in the shower, she gets wet.

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Caked

David 23 Oct 2016

I tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.

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Mermaids

David 19 Oct 2016

Mermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.

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Salt

David 13 Oct 2016

The cashews were so salty, but they are sodium good.

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Sign Language

David 13 Oct 2016

It's handy, knowing sign language.

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Smelly Feet

David 25 Oct 2016

How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?

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Dull Pencil

David 25 Oct 2016

Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.

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Broom

David 25 Oct 2016

The invention of the broom really swept the world.

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Cheetahs

David 25 Oct 2016

Do you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs.

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iPod

David 25 Oct 2016

I named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.

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Wet

David 23 Oct 2016

When things get turned on in the shower, she gets wet.

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Caked

David 23 Oct 2016

I tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.

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Mermaids

David 19 Oct 2016

Mermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.

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Salt

David 13 Oct 2016

The cashews were so salty, but they are sodium good.

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Sign Language

David 13 Oct 2016

It's handy, knowing sign language.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Smelly Feet

Dull Pencil

Broom

Cheetahs

iPod

Wet

Caked

Mermaids

Salt

Sign Language

Smelly Feet

Dull Pencil

Broom

Cheetahs

iPod

Wet

Caked

Mermaids

Salt

Sign Language

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow