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Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!