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Sad trees

16 January 2026

Why was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.

Ghost

11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

Exorcism

8 October 2021

If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?

Haunted Homes

5 October 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

Cows

27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Bee

23 August 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

Bee

20 August 2021

What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.

Cow

9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

Legos

28 May 2021

Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!

Blood

24 May 2021

What blood type results in grammatical errors on a keyboard? Type-O.

Fence Posts

14 May 2021

Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.

Gas

1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

Nose

27 April 2021

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

Cats

21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

Zippos

15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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