Friends

Lance

30 June 2022

I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.

Rich

2 April 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

Trampolines

25 February 2021

I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.

Upholstery

5 December 2020

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.

Money

23 November 2020

My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.

Ghosts

6 October 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

Mountaineer

28 May 2019

Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.

House Boats

24 May 2019

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

Camouflage

22 October 2018

My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.

Elephant

19 September 2018

My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".

Pencil Theft

31 July 2018

My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.

Friends

Related Puns

Lance

Rich

Trampolines

Upholstery

Money

Ghosts

Mountaineer

House Boats

Camouflage

Elephant

Pencil Theft

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow