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I don't have any friends named Lance, but I'm sure if I lived in medieval times, I'd have friends named Lance a Lot.
I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.
I wanted to use my friend's trampoline but they told me to bounce.
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
Don't ever become friends with a mountaineer. Things tend to get rocky. It's a rough relationship to say the least.
My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.
My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.
My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".
My friend stole my pencil. A line was drawn that day.