Limos

Running

25 April 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.

Waffle Cars

13 February 2021

My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.

Missionary

11 December 2020

What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.

Cars

14 May 2020

When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.

Garbage Truck

26 April 2020

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

Mechanic

20 September 2019

I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.

Mufflers

19 September 2019

I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.

Spare Tire

13 April 2019

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

Ignition

15 January 2019

I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.

Mirror

26 November 2018

I removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.

Chicken Coops

22 October 2018

Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.

Royalty

23 August 2018

What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"

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Running

Waffle Cars

Missionary

Cars

Garbage Truck

Mechanic

Mufflers

Spare Tire

Ignition

Mirror

Chicken Coops

Royalty

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow