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I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.
My waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.
What is a missionary's favorite type of car? A convertible.
When do cars stop being cars? When they turn into a driveway.
Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.
I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.
I used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
I get aroused by car keys when I use them to start my car. Such a turn on.
I removed the rear view mirror in my car. I haven't looked back since.
Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.
What does the royal wall say when almost getting hit by a car while crossing the street in Brooklyn? "Hey I'm wallking here!"