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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Clowns

David

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Britain

David

If Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.

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Space Rocks

David

Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.

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Orion's Belt

David

Friend: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of stars."
Me: "Terrible joke. Only 3 stars".

https://twitter.com/techoglot/status/909537169995325441

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Pub

David

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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Astronauts

David

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Clowns

David

Which planet does a circus travel from? Saturn, because it has 3 rings.

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Britain

David

If Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.

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Space Rocks

David

Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.

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Orion's Belt

David

Friend: "Orion's Belt is a big waist of stars."
Me: "Terrible joke. Only 3 stars".

https://twitter.com/techoglot/status/909537169995325441

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Pub

David

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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