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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Monsters

David

What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.

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Simba #2

David

Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.

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Pinocchio

David

You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.

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Simba

David

Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.

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Broth

David

I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.

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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Monsters

David

What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.

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Simba #2

David

Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.

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Pinocchio

David

You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.

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Simba

David

Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.

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Broth

David

I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.

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