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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Monsters

David

What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.

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Simba #2

David

Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.

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Pinocchio

David

You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.

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Simba

David

Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.

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Broth

David

I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.

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Wedding Cakes

David

The guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.

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Clothes

David

I used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.

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Beer

David

Why do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Monsters

David

What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.

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Simba #2

David

Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.

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Pinocchio

David

You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.

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Simba

David

Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.

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Broth

David

I tried using chicken soup broth in a joke once. It was a laughingstock.

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Wedding Cakes

David

The guests at the wedding started crying when the cake came out because it was made of tiers.

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Clothes

David

I used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.

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Beer

David

Why do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.

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