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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
What's a welder's favorite music genre to listen to?
Heavy metal.
Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.
Why doesn't anyone like jokes about German sausages? They're the Wurst.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowton.
What did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!
What sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.
How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Do you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs.
What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!