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Clairvoyant

David

I got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!

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Mirrors

David

Unsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.

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Historian

David

I used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.

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Paper Mache

David

I tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.

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Surgeon

David

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

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Doctor

David

I tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

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Smart Phones

David

The newest smart phones, with screens that cover almost all of the front, are really top notch!

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Chiropractor

David

I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.

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Dentist

David

Being a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.

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Optometrist

David

Being unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.

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Clairvoyant

David

I got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!

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Mirrors

David

Unsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.

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Historian

David

I used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.

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Paper Mache

David

I tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.

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Surgeon

David

I got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.

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Doctor

David

I tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

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Smart Phones

David

The newest smart phones, with screens that cover almost all of the front, are really top notch!

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Chiropractor

David

I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.

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Dentist

David

Being a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.

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Optometrist

David

Being unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.

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