David - Punatorium (Page 60)

Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.

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Groan Up

David 6 Oct 2016

I used to love puns as a kid, but then someone told me puns are bad. I guess, that was the day I became a groan up.

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Another Level

David 6 Oct 2016

Do you look down on puns because they work on another level?

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Pavlov

David 7 Oct 2016

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Time Consuming

David 7 Oct 2016

I had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.

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Invention of the Wheel

David 7 Oct 2016

Did you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.

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Gold Thief

David 6 Oct 2016

What do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.

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Hard boiled eggs

David 6 Oct 2016

Hard boiled eggs aren't all that they're cracked up to be. They don't yolk around!

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Denal

David 6 Oct 2016

There's no 'i' in denial.

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Motherboard -> Mother bored

David 6 Oct 2016

Why doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherbored

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Gluten Free

David 6 Oct 2016

Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.

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Groan Up

David 6 Oct 2016

I used to love puns as a kid, but then someone told me puns are bad. I guess, that was the day I became a groan up.

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Another Level

David 6 Oct 2016

Do you look down on puns because they work on another level?

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pavlov

Time Consuming

Invention of the Wheel

Gold Thief

Hard boiled eggs

Denal

Motherboard -> Mother bored

Gluten Free

Groan Up

Another Level

Pavlov

Time Consuming

Invention of the Wheel

Gold Thief

Hard boiled eggs

Denal

Motherboard -> Mother bored

Gluten Free

Groan Up

Another Level

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow