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Bank Teller

David

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.

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Ants

David

Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.

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Pianist

David

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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River

David

Why was river rich? It had many banks

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Pirated Corn

David

How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.

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Britain

David

If Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.

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Pilots

David

Why did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.

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Wanders

David

Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.

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Painters

David

Why is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.

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Holy Water

David

How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Bank Teller

David

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.

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Ants

David

Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.

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Pianist

David

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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River

David

Why was river rich? It had many banks

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Pirated Corn

David

How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.

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Britain

David

If Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.

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Pilots

David

Why did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.

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Wanders

David

Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.

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Painters

David

Why is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.

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Holy Water

David

How do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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