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Vacuum

David

This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.

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Feathers

David

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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The dog zoo

David

I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.

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Apocalypse

David

People keep making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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Steering Wheel

David

I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"

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Snail

David

My snail was too slow, so I took the shell off to make him faster. All it did was make him sluggish.

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Boxers or briefs

David

Do I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.

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Brake Fluid

David

People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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Vacuum

David

This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.

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Feathers

David

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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The dog zoo

David

I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.

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Apocalypse

David

People keep making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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Steering Wheel

David

I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"

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Snail

David

My snail was too slow, so I took the shell off to make him faster. All it did was make him sluggish.

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Boxers or briefs

David

Do I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.

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Brake Fluid

David

People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.

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Atoms

David

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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