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Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?
If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.
I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!