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House Boats

David

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

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Cow

David

A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.

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Bank Teller

David

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.

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Inventing

David

Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.

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Ants

David

Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.

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Books

David

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.

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Cigarettes

David

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

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Bacon

David

Smoking kills. Bacon kills. Smoking bacon cures it.

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Spare Tire

David

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

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Pianist

David

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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House Boats

David

My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.

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Cow

David

A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.

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Bank Teller

David

Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.

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Inventing

David

Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.

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Ants

David

Why don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.

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Books

David

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.

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Cigarettes

David

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

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Bacon

David

Smoking kills. Bacon kills. Smoking bacon cures it.

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Spare Tire

David

When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.

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Pianist

David

What's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.

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