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I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
I wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!