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Communication

David 20 Dec 2016

The animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.

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Confusion

David 20 Dec 2016

The crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.

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Kid Napped

David 20 Dec 2016

A girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.

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Alphabet Soup

David 20 Dec 2016

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

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Eating a Pencil

David 20 Dec 2016

I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.

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Phone sex

David 6 Dec 2016

Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.

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Snow

David 6 Dec 2016

Snow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.

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Campgrounds

David 14 Nov 2016

Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.

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Past, Present, Future

David 14 Nov 2016

The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Sausages

David 31 Oct 2016

Why doesn't anyone like jokes about German sausages? They're the Wurst.

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Communication

David 20 Dec 2016

The animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.

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Confusion

David 20 Dec 2016

The crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.

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Kid Napped

David 20 Dec 2016

A girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.

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Alphabet Soup

David 20 Dec 2016

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

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Eating a Pencil

David 20 Dec 2016

I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.

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Phone sex

David 6 Dec 2016

Having phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.

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Snow

David 6 Dec 2016

Snow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.

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Campgrounds

David 14 Nov 2016

Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.

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Past, Present, Future

David 14 Nov 2016

The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Sausages

David 31 Oct 2016

Why doesn't anyone like jokes about German sausages? They're the Wurst.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Communication

Confusion

Kid Napped

Alphabet Soup

Eating a Pencil

Phone sex

Snow

Campgrounds

Past, Present, Future

Sausages

Communication

Confusion

Kid Napped

Alphabet Soup

Eating a Pencil

Phone sex

Snow

Campgrounds

Past, Present, Future

Sausages

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

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