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Corn

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You allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.

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Ant Genders

David

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.

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Tea

David

Does drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?

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Mulan

David

"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"

"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"

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Castles

David

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Corn

David

You allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.

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Ant Genders

David

Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.

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Tea

David

Does drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?

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Mulan

David

"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"

"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"

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Castles

David

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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