David - Punatorium (Page 3)

Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David 22 Sep 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David 23 Aug 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David 23 Aug 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Bee

David 20 Aug 2021

What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.

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Soccer Players

David 16 Aug 2021

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.

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Wires

David 7 Jul 2021

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

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Home valuation

David 3 Jul 2021

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

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Butter

David 30 Jun 2021

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Haunted Homes

David 5 Oct 2021

Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.

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Batteries

David 22 Sep 2021

Gravity batteries have interesting potential.

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Cows

David 27 Aug 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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Steak Puns

David 23 Aug 2021

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Bee

David 23 Aug 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

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Bee

David 20 Aug 2021

What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.

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Soccer Players

David 16 Aug 2021

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.

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Wires

David 7 Jul 2021

My kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.

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Home valuation

David 3 Jul 2021

I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!

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Butter

David 30 Jun 2021

I lathered myself up in butter just to see what would happen. I went downhill pretty quickly after that.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Steak Puns

Bee

Bee

Soccer Players

Wires

Home valuation

Butter

Haunted Homes

Batteries

Cows

Steak Puns

Bee

Bee

Soccer Players

Wires

Home valuation

Butter

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow