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I tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.
What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.
Why doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"
Why did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.
Why do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.
I rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.
My friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".
How do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.
My snail was too slow, so I took the shell off to make him faster. All it did was make him sluggish.
Image of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!