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Pencils

David 17 Aug 2017

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.

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Pasta

David 15 Aug 2017

I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities

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Noodles

David 15 Aug 2017

I used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.

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Fish

David 9 Aug 2017

Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?

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Accolades

David 2 Aug 2017

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David 29 Jul 2017

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David 28 Jul 2017

When does the clock win? When it's one

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Traveling dog

David 28 Jul 2017

How do dogs travel? By waggin'.

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Dog's Tail

David 17 Jul 2017

Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

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Smoking

David 12 Jul 2017

Smoking weed is a joint effort.

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Pencils

David 17 Aug 2017

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.

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Pasta

David 15 Aug 2017

I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities

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Noodles

David 15 Aug 2017

I used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.

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Fish

David 9 Aug 2017

Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?

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Accolades

David 2 Aug 2017

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David 29 Jul 2017

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David 28 Jul 2017

When does the clock win? When it's one

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Traveling dog

David 28 Jul 2017

How do dogs travel? By waggin'.

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Dog's Tail

David 17 Jul 2017

Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

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Smoking

David 12 Jul 2017

Smoking weed is a joint effort.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pencils

Pasta

Noodles

Fish

Accolades

Mint

Clock

Traveling dog

Dog's Tail

Smoking

Pencils

Pasta

Noodles

Fish

Accolades

Mint

Clock

Traveling dog

Dog's Tail

Smoking

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow