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Bells

David

The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.

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Thirst

David

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

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Sponges

David

Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?

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Pencils

David

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.

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Pasta

David

I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities

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Noodles

David

I used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.

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Fish

David

Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?

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Accolades

David

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David

When does the clock win? When it's one

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Bells

David

The inventor of the knock knock joke received a no-bell-prize.

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Thirst

David

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

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Sponges

David

Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?

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Pencils

David

Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.

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Pasta

David

I thought I knew what type of pasta I wanted, but there's just so many pastabilities

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Noodles

David

I used a large noodle costume to pose as someone else. Everyone knew I was impasta.

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Fish

David

Did you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?

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Accolades

David

If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.

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Mint

David

I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.

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Clock

David

When does the clock win? When it's one

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