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Cow

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What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Tombstone

David

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Toilets

David

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Dinosaur

David

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Snowman

David

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Mortician

David

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Quiet People

David

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Cow

David

What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!

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Tombstone

David

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

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Frisbee

David

What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.

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Toilets

David

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Dinosaur

David

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Snowman

David

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Mortician

David

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Quiet People

David

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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