David - Punatorium (Page 21)

Physicist

David 3 Apr 2020

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Mortician

David 1 Apr 2020

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Prime

David 30 Mar 2020

Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.

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Window Treatments

David 28 Mar 2020

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Quiet People

David 26 Mar 2020

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Lock Picking

David 24 Mar 2020

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.

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Steaks

David 22 Mar 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Painter

David 20 Mar 2020

What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.

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Ranks

David 19 Mar 2020

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Negative

David 18 Mar 2020

Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!

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Physicist

David 3 Apr 2020

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Mortician

David 1 Apr 2020

How do morticians make money? They urn it.

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Prime

David 30 Mar 2020

Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.

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Window Treatments

David 28 Mar 2020

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Quiet People

David 26 Mar 2020

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Lock Picking

David 24 Mar 2020

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.

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Steaks

David 22 Mar 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Painter

David 20 Mar 2020

What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.

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Ranks

David 19 Mar 2020

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Negative

David 18 Mar 2020

Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Physicist

Mortician

Prime

Window Treatments

Quiet People

Lock Picking

Steaks

Painter

Ranks

Negative

Physicist

Mortician

Prime

Window Treatments

Quiet People

Lock Picking

Steaks

Painter

Ranks

Negative

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow