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Bunny

David

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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Oranges

David

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Lawyer

David

What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Frequency

David

My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.

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Bunny

David

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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Oranges

David

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Lawyer

David

What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Frequency

David

My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.

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