Punatorium (Page 6)

Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David 30 Mar 2021

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Mimes

David 28 Mar 2021

I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.

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Bunny

David 26 Mar 2021

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David 24 Mar 2021

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David 22 Mar 2021

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David 20 Mar 2021

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David 18 Mar 2021

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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Oranges

David 16 Mar 2021

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Rich

David 2 Apr 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.

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Bagel

David 31 Mar 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!

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Hearing

David 30 Mar 2021

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.

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Mimes

David 28 Mar 2021

I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.

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Bunny

David 26 Mar 2021

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

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Karl Marx

David 24 Mar 2021

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.

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Speed Bumps

David 22 Mar 2021

I was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

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Food Coloring

David 20 Mar 2021

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

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Trash Collector

David 18 Mar 2021

I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.

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Oranges

David 16 Mar 2021

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Rich

Bagel

Hearing

Mimes

Bunny

Karl Marx

Speed Bumps

Food Coloring

Trash Collector

Oranges

Rich

Bagel

Hearing

Mimes

Bunny

Karl Marx

Speed Bumps

Food Coloring

Trash Collector

Oranges

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow