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Window Treatments

David

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Quiet People

David

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Lock Picking

David

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.

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Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Painter

David

What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.

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Ranks

David

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Negative

David

Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!

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Cold

David

What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

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Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Window Treatments

David

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Quiet People

David

What shoes do quiet hide and seek champions wear? Sneakers.

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Lock Picking

David

I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.

Share :
Tags:

Steaks

David

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

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Painter

David

What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.

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Tags:

Ranks

David

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Tags:

Negative

David

Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!

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Tags:

Cold

David

What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

Share :
Tags:

Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Tags:

Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

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Hot dog costume t-shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

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My foot smells a smelly foot t-shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

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Queen royal flush t-shirt

Battery AA Meeting

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Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

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Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow

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Rainbow

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