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Acid

David

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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Black Eyed Peas

David

What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist?  🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵

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Encouraging

David

What do you call an encouraging sith lord? A moti-Vader.

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Water

David

I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.

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Phones

David

My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.

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Baker

David

If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.

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Pilot

David

I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.

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Lamp

David

If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.

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Bodybuilder

David

I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.

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Acid

David

What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.

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Runners

David

What do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.

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Black Eyed Peas

David

What did the band the Black Eyed Peas say after going to the dentist?  🎶🎵 I've got a filling! 🎶🎵

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Encouraging

David

What do you call an encouraging sith lord? A moti-Vader.

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Water

David

I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.

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Phones

David

My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.

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Baker

David

If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.

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Pilot

David

I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.

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Lamp

David

If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.

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Bodybuilder

David

I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.

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