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Bicycle

David

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

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Cats

David

Why does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.

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Teddy Bear

David

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.

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Cake Candles

David

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.

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Peter Pan

David

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

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Candles

David

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!

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Pickle

David

The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.

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Coffee Cup

David

The person who had a coffee cup thrown at them went to the police station to report being mugged.

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Potential

David

That guy had a lot of potential until I dropped him .

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Golfer

David

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

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Bicycle

David

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

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Cats

David

Why does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.

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Teddy Bear

David

Why doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.

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Cake Candles

David

Why did the person get heartburn after eating the cake? They ate the candles.

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Peter Pan

David

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

Get this on a greeting card!

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Candles

David

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a blow out!

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Pickle

David

The pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.

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Coffee Cup

David

The person who had a coffee cup thrown at them went to the police station to report being mugged.

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Potential

David

That guy had a lot of potential until I dropped him .

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Golfer

David

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

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