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Calculator

David 19 Jan 2017

My calculator is really something I can count on.

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Dead Batteries

David 19 Jan 2017

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Being Number 1

David 19 Jan 2017

Being number 1 is odd.

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Candy Canes

David 29 Dec 2016

I have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.

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No Pun Intended Redux

David 27 Dec 2016

I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if I could get a reaction. No pun in ten did.

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Theater

David 27 Dec 2016

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Calendar

David 27 Dec 2016

I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Iraq

David 27 Dec 2016

I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.

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Shaved Cat

David 20 Dec 2016

We shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.

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Not Well

David 20 Dec 2016

The cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.

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Calculator

David 19 Jan 2017

My calculator is really something I can count on.

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Dead Batteries

David 19 Jan 2017

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Being Number 1

David 19 Jan 2017

Being number 1 is odd.

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Candy Canes

David 29 Dec 2016

I have a large collection of candy canes. They're all in mint condition.

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No Pun Intended Redux

David 27 Dec 2016

I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if I could get a reaction. No pun in ten did.

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Theater

David 27 Dec 2016

I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Calendar

David 27 Dec 2016

I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Iraq

David 27 Dec 2016

I escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.

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Shaved Cat

David 20 Dec 2016

We shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.

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Not Well

David 20 Dec 2016

The cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Calculator

Dead Batteries

Being Number 1

Candy Canes

No Pun Intended Redux

Theater

Calendar

Iraq

Shaved Cat

Not Well

Calculator

Dead Batteries

Being Number 1

Candy Canes

No Pun Intended Redux

Theater

Calendar

Iraq

Shaved Cat

Not Well

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow