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Oranges

David

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Lawyer

David

What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Frequency

David

My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.

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Art Dealer

David

How can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.

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Acupuncturists

David

I don't trust any acupuncturists. They're all backstabbers.

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Skin Spots

David

My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.

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Farmers

David

Why do Farmers like dubstep?  They love it when the beet drops.

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Computer

David

What  computer is really good at singing? A Dell.

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Oranges

David

I tend to believe anything oranges say because they have a tang of truth to them.

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Lawyer

David

What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.

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Friends

David

My friends go with me when we try new foods. They're my taste buds.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Frequency

David

My favorite song is played on the 50MHz frequency. You've never heard it before.

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Art Dealer

David

How can art dealers afford their rent? With Monet.

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Acupuncturists

David

I don't trust any acupuncturists. They're all backstabbers.

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Skin Spots

David

My doctor prescribed me an ointment for my skin spots but he wouldn't make any rash promises.

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Farmers

David

Why do Farmers like dubstep?  They love it when the beet drops.

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Computer

David

What  computer is really good at singing? A Dell.

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