I was trying to think of a sodium joke, but Na, I couldn't think of one.

An explosion at the cheese factory bleu up everything. De brie was everywhere. The cause was due to the old building. It was destroyed fromage. Shredded to bits. The walls looked like swiss cheese.

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at.

I am fairly accurate at guessing if you have bad posture. It's always based on a hunch.

What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

A librarian was helping a pregnant lady check out books. The librarian asked the pregnant lady when she was due. The pregnant lady said that her baby doesn't belong to the library.

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.