David - Punatorium (Page 20)

Toilets

David 29 Apr 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David 26 Apr 2020

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Garden

David 21 Apr 2020

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Postcards

David 19 Apr 2020

My friend sent me a postcard with a pun on it. I didn't get it.

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Ireland

David 17 Apr 2020

If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.

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Dinosaur

David 15 Apr 2020

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David 12 Apr 2020

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Pisa

David 9 Apr 2020

The Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.

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Snowman

David 6 Apr 2020

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Physicist

David 3 Apr 2020

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Toilets

David 29 Apr 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"

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Garbage Truck

David 26 Apr 2020

Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.

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Garden

David 21 Apr 2020

I suspected my neighbor would throw extra dirt in my garden. When I confronted them, they just shrugged. The plot thickens...

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Postcards

David 19 Apr 2020

My friend sent me a postcard with a pun on it. I didn't get it.

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Ireland

David 17 Apr 2020

If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.

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Dinosaur

David 15 Apr 2020

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.

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Thesaurus

David 12 Apr 2020

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

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Pisa

David 9 Apr 2020

The Tower of Pisa is considered minimalist art, it's very lean.

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Snowman

David 6 Apr 2020

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.

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Physicist

David 3 Apr 2020

My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Toilets

Garbage Truck

Garden

Postcards

Ireland

Dinosaur

Thesaurus

Pisa

Snowman

Physicist

Toilets

Garbage Truck

Garden

Postcards

Ireland

Dinosaur

Thesaurus

Pisa

Snowman

Physicist

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow